Spring Cleaning with Kids: The First Closet Purge of 2026
I opened my 4-year-old's closet last weekend and clothes literally fell on my head. Not a shirt or two. A full avalanche. Tiny pants from when he was 2. A onesie that somehow survived three kids. A Halloween costume from 2024 that I swore I donated. It's April. The weather is finally turning. And I realized: half this closet doesn't even fit him anymore. Sound familiar? The Spring Closet Reality Check Here's what I found in one closet: 47 shirts (he wears maybe 8 on rotation) 12 pairs of pants that are too short 3 winter coats (we live in Jersey City, not Antarctica) A bin labeled "6-12 months" for my now-1-year-old who is solidly in 18 months This isn't hoarding. This is parenting. Kids grow stupid fast, and we're all just trying to keep up. The Three-Pile Method That Actually Works I tried the Marie Kondo thing once. "Does it spark joy?" My kid's stained dinosaur shirt sparks JOY, but it's also two sizes too small and has a mysterio...